Dirty Pick Up Lines

Here are some dirty pick-up lines. Pick-up lines have been used for decades as a way to break the ice and start a conversation with someone you find attractive. However, not all pick-up lines are created equal. Some are cute and innocent, while others are downright dirty and suggestive. And while dirty pick-up lines may seem like a fun way to flirt, the question remains: are they worth the risk?

According to the latest search data available to us, dirty pick-up lines are searched for 201,000 times a month. That’s a lot of people looking for those wild phrases. It’s understandable, as sometimes, there’s nothing quite like a good dirty joke to break the ice and create a connection.

However, before you start reciting your favorite dirty pick-up lines to someone you just met, it’s important to understand the risks involved. For one thing, these lines are not appropriate for all situations, and using them in the wrong place or with the wrong person can have serious consequences.

Many of the pick-up lines on this list are spicy and not exactly stranger-friendly. In fact, if a random person came up to us and blurted any of these lines unexpectedly, we’d likely deliver the punchline… directly to their face. Therefore, it’s essential to know your audience and use your discretion when it comes to using these lines.

That being said, there are some situations where dirty pick-up lines can work, such as when you are with your significant other or in a casual, consensual relationship. In these situations, using a dirty pick-up line can add a bit of fun and excitement to the moment, and even help to spice things up in the bedroom.

If you’re going to use dirty pick-up lines, it’s important to remember that they are not a guaranteed way to get someone’s attention or affection. While some people may find them amusing or flattering, others may find them offensive or off-putting. It’s essential to know your audience and read their body language and verbal cues to determine whether or not they are receptive to your advances.

Here are dirty pick-up lines that are popular online:

1. Are you from Tennessee cause you’re the only ten I see.
2. “You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.”
3. “They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?”
4. “I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?”
5. “Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?”
6. “Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.”
7. “Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?”
8. “I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.”
9. “Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.”
10. “Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?”
11. “Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.”
12. “Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!”
13. “I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.”
14. “Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.”
15. “Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.”
16. “Are you undressing me with your eyes?!”
17. “Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.”
18. “Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?”
19. “I lost my keys… can I check your pants?”
20. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something…my jaw.
21. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.
22. Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
23. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
24. Excuse me, do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
25. Is your name WiFi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
26. You must be a bank loan, because you got my interest.
27. If you were a library book, I’d check you out.
28. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something…my standards.
29. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
30. Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
31. Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you.
32. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.
33. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
34. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
35. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes again.
36. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
37. Excuse me, do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
38. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
39. If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
40. Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I just hurt myself falling for you…again.
41. Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you.
42. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
43. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
44. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something…my jaw.
45. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
46. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
47. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
48. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
49. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
50. Excuse me, do you have a name or can I call you 50 percent off? Because you are a steal
51. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
52. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.
53. If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?
54. Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
55. Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want to be near you.
56. Excuse me, do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
57. Do you have a library card? Because I am checking you out.
58. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
59. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
60. Excuse me, can you tell me what time it is? I need to remember the exact moment I met the love of my life.
61. Are you made of sugar? Because you are extra sweet.
62. Excuse me, are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.
63. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just hurt my knee falling for you.
64. Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
65. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.
66. Are you a UFO? Because you just abducted my heart.
67. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
68. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
69. I’m not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
70. Excuse me, do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?
71. Do you have a phone? I need to call heaven, because I just found an angel.
72. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
73. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
74. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.
75. Are you a puzzle? Because I can’t figure you out but I want to keep trying.
76. Excuse me, but can you tell me what your shirt is made of? Boyfriend material?
77. I must be lost, because heaven is a long way from here.
78. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
79. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
80. Excuse me, but can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
81. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
82. Is your name Ariel? Because we were mermaid for each other.
83. I’m no mathematician, but I think we’re a perfect match.
84. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
85. Excuse me, but can you show me the way to your heart?
86. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
87. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
88. Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
89. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
90. Excuse me, do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
91. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaaaaaam.
92. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

131. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
132. Is it just me, or do we have some kind of chemistry here?
133. Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
134. Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
135. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
136. You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
137. I must be lost, can you give me directions to your heart?
138. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
139. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.
140. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.
141. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
142. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
143. I’m not saying you’re the best catch out there, but you’re definitely a catch worth keeping.
144. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
145. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.
146. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
147. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
148. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. How about we exchange them?
149. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.
150. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
151. Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.
152. I’m not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
153. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
154. Can I have your picture? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
155. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
156. You must be a ninja, because you snuck up and stole my heart.
157. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
158. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
159. Can I have your picture? I want to show my mom what my future wife looks like.
160. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
161. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m pretty sure it’s something I can fix.
162. Excuse me, can you tell me what time it is? I need to remember the exact moment I met the love of my life.
163. Do you know what’s on the menu tonight? Me ‘n’ u.
164. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw.
165. Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
166. Excuse me, but do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
167. I’m not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
168. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
169. Are you an artist? Because you just drew my attention.
170. Do you believe in love at first swipe? Because I think we’re a match.
171. Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
172. Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
173. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.

You can also check out my post on how to kiss for the first time.